Hair Down There

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A sign that a boy is becoming a man is commemorated by his family.

Michael Caesar > Uncle Ruckus: The Boondoggle About The Boondocks

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Once upon a time, a snarky little comic strip rose from relative obscurity to become fodder for Sunday morning political pundits and shaking heads along Washington DC’s beltway.

Open Thread: What Youthful Cruelty Do You Regret?

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You were a jerk sometimes when you were a kid. Which incidents still eat at you?

Shame Is Why We Fight

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When a man can’t soothe his woman’s anxieties, he has failed to protect her. And in our culture of masculinity, failed men are expendable.

The Key to Exercise: Shamelessness

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Free yourself from shame over your body or your taste in music. Noah Brand shares his exercise playlist.

The Naked Woman at the Bottom of the Milk Carton

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8 year-old John Tinseth had seen pictures of a woman’s breasts before, but this was his first view further south, and he wasn’t sure what he saw was all that great.

The 40-Year-Old Teenager

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Joel Schwartzberg offers this advice to newly-divorced men: Don’t even think
about going “home.”

Bird Sh-t, Locker Nazis, and Epic Sweating

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A day like this calls for a hazmat crew.

Ode to a Soccer Mom

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Ron Mattocks crafts a heartfelt missive to a clueless mom from a swanky neighborhood. He may or may not have been entirely sarcastic.

How to Beat Bullying

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I remember getting repeatedly punched, and another friend getting his clothes taken from him. And no one did anything.

How My Son Made Me a Criminal

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“Son,” the Customs Officer said, “tell me who this man is that you’re traveling with.”

A Touchy Subject

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You may have an unhealthily Puritanical aversion to your body’s various parts and functions, but children don’t. Children are free and open with their bodies and have no time for your squeamishness.

Oh, My Nuts!!

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With his big, bucktoothed smile, he grabbed his crotch and yelled out in hysterics, “My nuts!! Oh, my nuts!!”

When Nature Calls

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That’s when I noticed what the other moms were gawking at—all three of my sons were peeing out in the open for all creation to see.

Dads Just Need to Step Up

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My entire edifice of being a man, being in control, being a good dad, being competent and skilled as a father just crumbled.

Disinfecting Dad

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I bought a can of Lysol today. In retrospect, I should have come home with a case of it. Welcome to my life the last few days.