Sexual Fantasies I Have About Various Republicans

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If Mittens believed in divorce, and got rid of that woman he calls a wife, then he might actually have a shot at winning this election. Which I definitely don’t want him to do, so I guess that makes me a fan of Anne Romney.

Why I Love Weird Porn

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Noah Brand lays out the connections between esoteric culture, cognitive surplus, and furry dickgirls.

The Adventures of Jimmer and Gordy

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For many Utah fans, the Jazz drafting Jimmer would be a dream come true. Here are those dreams.