Have a Heart! Legally, I Must Explain Organ Donation to My 7-Year-Old.

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Getting a child’s informed consent to donate their organs is as much fun as it sounds.

The Answer to Your Question Is: “‘Cause No-One Gives a S**t.”

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When in doubt, writes Kenny Bodanis, divide the world into two groups: Those who don’t give a s**t about you, and those who do.

It’s Time the Paralympics Loses its Prefix.

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Kenny Bodanis covered the Paralympic Games, and sees in them a manifestation of the Olympic spirit well beyond the “normal” Olympics.

Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder. Then it Causes an Infarction.

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Kenny Bodanis muses on the mixed joys of being away from one’s family.

Parents, It’s Never Too Late for a PhD! (Unless It’s After 8pm.)

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Kenny Bodanis points out that continuing your education as a parent is easier said than done.

Sexism and Sports: Just the Way We Want It.

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Sex, Size, and Money: the three reasons men and women rarely face one another in a sports arena.
Sexism, Prejudice, and Stodginess: the three reasons things won’t change even if they could.

Men are allowed to Complain! (Even if We Don’t Give Birth)

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Kenny Bodanis argues that men have some legitimate medical complaints to make.

There’s Another Term for Squeaky Wheels: Crazy People.

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Kenny Bodanis analogizes squeaky wheels to the humans who produce equally annoying sounds.

If We All had a Month to Live, Disney World Would Rake it In.

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Kenny Bodanis contemplates an apocalypse spent with the Mouse.

Can the True Blood Gang Glamour my Kids?

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Sure, they’re the blood-sucking undead, but do they babysit?

Control Your Vice, Please. Part 1: Get a Leash for Your Dog!

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Kenny Bodanis feels that there is a basic etiquette to dog ownership, and it is really not that complicated.

Everyone’s Got Their Own Favorite Smut

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Kenny Bodanis asks: does it make any sense to call something porn if it’s a picture, but erotica when it’s words?

It’s None of Your Damn Business That I’m Not Gay.

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Kenny Bodanis is tired of being asked if he’s “that way” or just seems that way.

For the Love of Serena, Will Someone Phuleeze Get Me Pregnant?!

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If men were to bear children, we would survive the process. Why? How? For the same reason women do: we’d have to. One does what one must when one desires something enough, like children for instance. Or medical school; or becoming a pole vaulter.