Sometimes we need a second face in order to deal with the world.
Dialogue for Video No. 2, Which I Haven’t Made Yet, Probably an Irreverent, Biased-Like-the-Washington-Post and Immature Take on a Sunday in the Life of Relevant Customers With Their Relevant 3 Year Olds in the Local Relevant Coffee Shop
Dear Myra Francophile – Your writing, an effective (or is it “affective”?) novel incarnation—veritable prose Haiku—is extra, extra extraordinary. I like your repetitive and apparently habitual and unconscionable use of the words “epidermis” and “epidermal” during your descriptions of human, mammalian, unconscionable, beast-with-two-backs sexual intercourse. Your words are more libidoesque, societally offensive and tasteless than [...]
Spiffy Dialogue for My First Video. Video Films a 20-Story Hilton Building Across the Street From My Spiffy 14th-Story Apartment. Camera Shoots Upside Down, Panning Left, Right, Up, Down–Uncontrollably and Irrationally, of Course.
Me: “My errant psychology began at birth. Doctor, insensitive Chinaman, yanked and yanked, then grabbed, like a homicidal maniac in Sing-Sing, my sensitive ankles. Hanged me upside down like a rooster on a farm 15 miles outside Paris. Slapped me on the ass. I reached for a bottle of vodka. Couldn’t find no vodka, [...]