Excerpts from ALL ABOUT

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“Their disagreements were primarily of a semantic nature. They disagreed on the difference between foyer and anteroom, between cellar and basement, between love and affection.” By Gillian Devereux

The Brady Bunch, Moons Over My Hammy, Space Aliens, and the World’s Fattest Woman

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This one has it all: the Brady Bunch, Moons Over My Hammy, UFOs, and the world’s fattest woman.

You’re So Vain, You Probably Wrote This Story About You

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What if I told you that the stories you create are more about you than they are about anyone else?

On Marriage: The Great Husband Tryouts

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The old gals were all married. There were online photos albums attesting to this fact. Some of them even had babies!

On Internet Spam, Among Other Things

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Christie Chapman rejoins the Moustache Club with a trio of heartbreaking microfictions about Wienermobiles, Internet spam, and hot college comedy.

About Breast Implants, Mostly

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“Explanations were unnecessary. Those fake tits would do the talking for her.”

Marriage Flash Fiction: A Rude Divorce

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“Our marriage was ending. Was it something I did?”

Dating Fiction: The Introduction of the Designated Hitter

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“They came up to his apartment, they said and did a few things with him, and then they went home.”

Flash Fiction: The Dogmom

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The dogmom cried and cried, like most of us do when we’re alone, but the sweet little dog’s presence made it so that she didn’t hurt as much.

Why is the Moustache Club of America on the Good Men Project?

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The Moustache Club of America is now appearing on The Good Men Project. What’s up with that?

Flash Fiction: Sing [@hannibaltabu]

Sitting on a rooftop, singing of broken love. As human an emotion as it gets … unless you happen to be a god.