10 Ways to Make Your Wedding Unforgettable

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In: off-beat locales, pie, alternatives to guestbooks. Out: meaningless traditions, cupcakes, and one-band weddings.

American Idol, Are They Really Racist?

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New York attorney James H. Freeman believes his clients were tricked in a cheap ploy to hook viewers and build buzz for the show.

What Your Sexy Animal Halloween Costume Says About You

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Not sure what that girl in the sexy turtle costume is all about? Bitter know-it-all Bridget Callahan has the answers!

The Douche Journals

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From the people who brought you ‘Family Guy’ and ‘New Girl’: two volumes of jokes for the john.

Arrested Development is Coming Back to TV

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Arrested Development returns! Netflix confirms that it will be reviving Season 4 of the best show Fox ever cancelled.

Humor: Pimp Of The Hill?

Yep? Yep. Yep? Yep.

Everything the NFL Doesn’t Want You to See

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You will never know anything about the NFL, Aaron Gordon writes, because you will never be able to watch.

TV: Human Target Gets Shot Down By Fox

Actor Chi McBride may be jinxed to find himself once again part of a cancelled genre-related TV show.

I don’t card them

Not that I’ve ever done that.  A friend told me.           Lawrence Taylor is a douche nozzle.  This revelation shouldn’t come as a shock to anyone who has followed his post-NFL career, but I felt like it needed to be said. In case you’ve been in seclusion the last couple days, [...]

10 at 10: January 10

A unicorn is here to see you.

The Weekly World News is reporting that the 10 at 10 is the greatest thing since Facebook.

Peabody and Sherman

“Sherman, that’s the biggest load of dog shit I’ve ever heard in my entire life.  And I’m a dog.” Mr. Peabody I am a distractible dude.  This blog post will prove it.  This was originally to be another 36-year-old Virgin post.  I got a couple sentences in and made a comment about joining Peabody and [...]