The soul and funk legend would have been seventy today.
Note: I really like to rap. I rap over instrumentals whenever I get a chance, I freestyle to myself when I walk around, but I’m really embarrassed to rap in public or in front of people. I don’t know why, but it takes a lot for me to go for it. Anyway, here are some things [...]
Wash the top and bottom of your plates. Not just the top. Cause there might be grease on the bottom. I know. You think because you don’t have food on the bottom, there’s no need to wash too carefully. Wrong. For the same reason as #1, wash the handles of your wooden spoons and cutlery. [...]
If you have ants in your pants, then you need to dance. If you have hot pants, they are probably smoking. And you definitely need to dance. If you are on that thing, you need to get up off of it. Shit! Goddamn! Get off your ass and jam! When I find a vacant booty, [...]
Tear the roof off, we’re gonna tear the roof off the mother, sucker. Tear the roof off the sucker… I’ve found my blog posts that mention Mexican hookers seem to have great stats. This story is not about Mexican hookers, but I promise that if you indulge me and read on that I will find [...]