How can I tell my friend she dresses inappropriately; what do I tell my friends who are about to waste time and money; and what do I do while I watch my son get beat up in football?
Dear John: My Daughter’s Friend’s Mother Dresses Like an Exotic Dancer
October 1, 2011 By 6 Comments
Dear John: Sleeping With the Boss
September 21, 2011 By 3 Comments
My friends are leaving me out based on their judgments of my life; I’m tired of high school drama; and more from Dear John.
Dear John: He’s a Dear, Sweet Man, but Terrible in Bed
September 7, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Should he be hooking up with women at work? How do I tell my ex-lover that I am no longer interested in sex with him? Advice on this and more from Dear John.
Dear John: Consolation Prize Needs Consoling
July 21, 2011 By 5 Comments
What do you do if you’re tired of coming in second place? If you get hit on by your drunk married neighbor? Dear John has some advice for you.
Dear John: Playmate playdate
July 14, 2011 By 4 Comments
Mother-approved porn? Dear John has a response for that, too.
Dear John: What’s wrong with this picture?
June 24, 2011 By Leave a Comment
A wife insists on putting up old wedding photos — but not of the man she is married to now. Advice on this and more from Dear John.
Dear John: It All Comes Out in the Wash
June 10, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Need to have ‘the talk’ with your teenagers? Does your girlfriend love her dog a little too much? John Simpson has you covered.
Are Nudists ‘Sad and Pathetic’?
June 3, 2011 By 6 Comments
Is a tiny penis a deal-breaker? Is the lady down the street a nut-job? Consult Dear John and find out.
Am I a Bad Person if I Don’t Love My Son?
March 24, 2011 By 9 Comments
Drinking too much? Afraid of being the rebound? John Simpson has you covered.
Time to Turn to Online Dating?
March 2, 2011 By 1 Comment
Thirty-five, single, and ready to find that special someone? Dear John at your service.
How Do I Get My Girlfriend Not to Shave?
February 23, 2011 By 15 Comments
Should he take a cue from Eric Clapton and tell her, “Let It Grow”?
Dear John: I’m a Man With Breasts
February 16, 2011 By 4 Comments
How do you deal with a crippling crisis of self-confidence?
Is It OK to Smoke Pot With Your Son?
February 3, 2011 By 7 Comments
“Burning” questions abound in this week’s Dear John.
Is My Wife Leaving Me for the Gym?
January 26, 2011 By 9 Comments
This week’s Dear John deals with couch potatos, porn, and roommate drama.
Girlfriends Who Talk on the John
January 18, 2011 By 10 Comments
John responds to readers’ questions about bathroom banter, an office holiday party gone wild, and a perfume-induced malaise.
Dear John,
December 28, 2010 By 3 Comments
Your girlfriend’s dirty talk not doing it for you? What if your friend’s kid is bullying your son? Dear John has the answers.
Vocalyze
“When I was in a men’s group in 1972, I distinctly remember feeling edgy when we would hug.”
“My son and daughter keep reminding me that things are changing.” The times they are a changin’ (comment and Marco Magnani video cover of Bob Dylan song.)