Simms Jr. likes being bald. But, he sometimes misses his hair. Here’s why.
“My best casual sex was after flirtatious bar conversation and chat about sexual preferences, arm in arm, going to their place.”
TweetI break tradition Sometimes my tries Are outside the lines Natasha Bedingfield *It’s called “venting” not “bitching” and it’s cheap therapy. Friday sucked. Thursday completely blew and as a matter of fact the last month has been pretty shitty. There have been some high moments over the past two years, but let’s face it, ever […]
TweetThis is a celebration of beauty, of motherhood and of extreme hotness! Urban Dictionary.com describes a MILF as: Mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn’t mean that they don’t need a spark in their […]
TweetThe next thing I knew I was sort of pinned back in the corner of the couch with her almost on top of me. I’d been in Canada about two months and had gone on a few dates. Nothing exceptional, but nothing overly crappy either. After my first attempt at the “Do you have some […]
Tweet[polldaddy poll=2426297] “Making sex is like a Chinese dinner: It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookies.” Old Man Dunphy, Outside Providence I once received a fortune cookie that read, “When you decide to stop searching, only then will you find what your heart desires.” That sounded a little corny, yet there was a […]
TweetSo my daughter picks up this woman for me at Barnes and Noble… I think that its hilarious to listen to some single dads complain about their weekend with the kids. They get all dramatic about this and that and how they were so exhausted and couldn’t wait to get the kids back to their […]
TweetYeah. It’s exactly what you’re thinking… She will always be my first. I don’t remember her name. Patty seems to come to mind for some reason, but maybe it’s because she was Irish with red hair. Her name is completely unimportant to this story, because for the last 6 years all anyone has ever called […]