I Seem to Have Misplaced My Lawn

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Warren Blumenfeld has a winter mystery to solve. Maybe his furry friends can help.

How Can a Man Ride a Horse? A Tale of the Scrotum

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When a man rides a horse, how come his testicles don’t get squished? The answer, at last, to an age-old question.

From A Father’s Diary: Sweet Sixteen and Blood Baths

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The many traumas of a father facing womanhood.

Learning to Love the Crust Punks and Society’s “Other”

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Rather than being a quiet anti-consumer/industrial protest in solidarity with the earth, it’s actually just about people.

50 Shades of Fire the Product Team

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What would happen if Crayola jumped on the ’50 Shades’ bandwagon?

WWCAD: What Would Christian Anarchists Do?

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It’s a rainy, lazy Saturday in Portland. A perfect time to dive into the Gospel of Mark and cultivate my inner anarchist.

On Balls, Business, Selling, and Relationships

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Write a humorous article that touches on sports, sex, and business? Doug Wagner rises to the challenge.

How to Stay Crazy in Love

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At 65 this romance writer and his wife of 27 years are still crazy in love. Here’s how they do it.

The One Trip Guaranteed to Stretch Your Marriage

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A shopping day at IKEA took a toll on more than the pocketbook – lesson learned.

The 3 Reasons Every Man Should Grow a Beard

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As a bearded man himself, Tim Mousseau believes every man should grow a beard. His reasons might surprise you.

33 Ridiculous Things You Had No Idea You Had to Teach Your Kids

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There are a lot of things they don’t tell you in ‘What to Expect When You’re Expecting’. Embarrassing things.

Dating Profile Must-Haves for the Discerning Gentlemen

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Jen Doan says that these six tips will improve your online dating game ten-fold.

How to Tell If You’re a Douchebag

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James Fell lists a few of the people who rub him the wrong way.

Mr. Football Guy, Meet Mr. Oscars

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David Toussaint is tired of being cornered by That Football Guy. Next time it happens, he’s turning into That Oscars Guy.

What Does Your Boy’s Room Look Like?

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To start off our new feature, ‘The Visual Conversation,’ illustrator and parent Judy Clement Wall takes us inside her teenage boy’s room. Does anything look familiar?

It’s Too, Darn Hot

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Who says guys can’t think on their feet? Watch the Fox 10 weatherman’s improvisational feat.