Buying Boys’ Underwear For My Daughter

Tom Burns wonders what the hell is wrong with the manufacturers of children’s underwear.

Music Week recap

Thanks to everyone who indulged me in this project and read my stories.  I appreciate you checking back to see which song I picked next and why. When I originally came up with the idea it was to be fun and to tell you how music influences me–a dude with the musical ability of a […]

Leave It All To Me

I will make you change your mind these things happen all the time And it’s all real I’m telling you just how I feel Miranda Cosgrove, AKA, iCarly First off, I know.  It’s iCarly.  I have this whole collection of music to choose from and I pick the theme song from a freakin Nickelodeon show?  […]

I Gotta Feeling

Let’s paint the town, we’ll shut it down Let’s burn the roof, and then we’ll do it again Black Eyed Peas This is my Hump Day post and it’s not just because Fergie is looking rack-tastic , nor is it because she is booty-licious.  My first though was to put the iCarly theme song in […]

Random Thoughts

Stuff that pops into my mind and keeps me from falling asleep… A couple years ago I got pulled over by the po po.  Dude comes up to my window and asks, “Do you know why I pulled you over?”  I responded with, “Because I thought it was yellow and you thought it was red?”  […]

Random Thoughts

“I am McLovin…” I once heard Bobcat Golthwait say, “You never really ‘lose’ your job.  I mean, you know where the job is.  It’s just that when you go there, someone else is doing it.”  True that. It would be really cool if they let us stone pedophiles. I don’t like Tim Tebow.  Dude comes […]