Tom Burns wonders what the hell is wrong with the manufacturers of children’s underwear.
I will make you change your mind these things happen all the time And it’s all real I’m telling you just how I feel Miranda Cosgrove, AKA, iCarly First off, I know. It’s iCarly. I have this whole collection of music to choose from and I pick the theme song from a freakin Nickelodeon show? […]
Stuff that pops into my mind and keeps me from falling asleep… A couple years ago I got pulled over by the po po. Dude comes up to my window and asks, “Do you know why I pulled you over?” I responded with, “Because I thought it was yellow and you thought it was red?” […]
“I am McLovin…” I once heard Bobcat Golthwait say, “You never really ‘lose’ your job. I mean, you know where the job is. It’s just that when you go there, someone else is doing it.” True that. It would be really cool if they let us stone pedophiles. I don’t like Tim Tebow. Dude comes […]