Our Awkward Conversation

“Hey, I’m this one guy you met.” “Hi, good to see you. I’m E. Twiggs.” “Hi E. Twiggs.  Are you ready for our date?” “Are you calling this a date?  Is that what this is?” “I guess so.” “I’m not comfortable with the term ‘date.’  That puts a lot of pressure on me.” “Me too.  [...]

The American Scholar

Micah the Graduate Student straightened his lavender tie, hoping that its fat Windsor knot would obscure or at least draw attention away from the fat under his insignificant chin.  He loved graduate seminars, but his affection was born out of a pathological need for attention rather than an insatiable thirst for knowledge.  He wanted to [...]

The Eminent Professor Ruggleteapot

Micah the Graduate Student hoped that the eminent Professor Ruggleteapot would notice him. He loved his famous mentor with a love that was more than love, a love so great that it impelled him to write anonymous, threatening letters to the professor’s wife. He hated his peers every bit as much as he loved his [...]