How to Talk to Your Children About Gay Parents, By a Gay Parent


Jerry Mahoney offers a list of techniques to teach children about accepting different types of families.

One Man’s Hilarious Journey to Become a Mommy Man

One Man’s Hilarious Journey to Become a Mommy Man

Jerry Mahoney’s new memoir about becoming a dad through surrogacy is a laugh-out-loud funny, insanely perceptive look about what it really takes to build a family.

How to Talk to Your Kids About Gay People, By a Gay Person

How to Talk to Your Kids About Gay People, By a Gay Person

Chances are, straight parents, one day, your kids will ask you about gay people. Jerry Mahoney has some advice…

My Five Biggest Fears About Surrogacy—and How I Overcame Them

My Five Biggest Fears About Surrogacy---and How I Overcame Them

Jerry Mahoney and his partner weren’t sure about using a surrogate to have a baby, but their fears were quickly put to rest after researching the reality of modern surrogacy

Five More Secrets I Keep From My Kids

Five More Secrets I Keep From My Kids

Jerry Mahoney countdowns his continuing list of parenting secrets that he hopes his kids never find out about.

Why That Home Depot Proposal Makes Me Want to Hurl

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Jerry Mahoney isn’t buying into this whole “viral video marriage proposal” thing.

My Little Mean Girl


Most little girls want to be Snow White when they grow up. Jerry Mahoney’s Daughter wants to be the Wicked Witch.

The Time Out Challenge: Is It the Most Effective Method?

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Mommy Man Jerry Mahoney argues in favor of time outs and the Supernanny’s superiority

Middle-class White Guy Exposes Six Signs of Dadscrimination


From Katherine Heigl movies to the Great Potty Disparity, writer Jerry Mahoney calls out Mommification

World War Pee


Jerry Mahoney learns to potty train his twins the hard way. Oh, wait, there is no easy way.

A Gay Dad Wonders…Do My Kids Deserve a Mom?


Jerry Mahoney suggest we look at all of the forces involved in parenting before judging whether single sex parents are “good” or “bad”.

Confession Time: I Quit Potty Training My Kids

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Jerry Mahoney tried every potty training method available with his 3 year-old twins. Finally, he chose happiness in diapers over misery and an Elmo potty.

Saying Goodbye to Our Park

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On their last trip to a neighborhood park, Jerry Mahoney finally gives in and lets his twin toddlers run free

The Best of GMP’s Dad Writing

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Today we offer you 10 of our favorite stories from Dads, about being a father and what fatherhood means to them. These stories are funny, touching, sad and above all, honest.

Tell the Truth, You Just Don’t Like Gay People

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The sky isn’t purple, and you’re not eating at Chick-fil-A to support free speech. Jerry Mahoney just wants you to tell the truth.

What if My Kids are A**holes?

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Is your 2 year-old a budding Bernie Madoff? A future Cliff Claven? Jerry Mahoney comes to terms with the fact that sometimes kids are jerks.