Car in My Neighborhood

Car in My Neighborhood

My Time on Jail (May 17 2012)

My Time on Jail (May 17 2012)   This is a mad-capped, in-the-tradition-of-modern-art depiction of a notice I received from my bank, Wells Fargo, telling me that my account, through no fault of Wells Fargo, had, imagine, been inexplicably compromised, but through the bank’s humble, heroic and unremunerated efforts, no one was able to pilfer [...]

The Elbow

The Elbow

Top Ten Reasons a Literary Snob Won’t Go Out with You

Keeping Eustace alive for the next generation

Being a snob means being discerning and exclusive. Try not to take it too hard.

Bright Things Up on Rockville Pike No. 3: The Bus.

Bright Things Up on Rockville Pike No. 3: The Bus.

Bright Things Up on Rockville Pike No. 2: Staples in the Bottom Right.

Bright Things Up on Rockville Pike No. 2: Staples in the Bottom Right.

Bright Things Up on Rockville Pike No. 1: The Building.

Bright Things Up on Rockville Pike No. 1: The Building.

First Nirvana, Then Heat

must punt on 4th down.  Must leave soon.  Go drink coffee with the boys.  Go Trader Joe’s.  pick up something for my brother’s birthday.  Nice desert.  Birthday card.  Ate black beans yesterday started fire in kitchen pan in flames I cool say WTF, God?  Flames go down lucky kicky kick luck.  God everywhere I know.  [...]

CVS Will Rule the World Before China Does

CVS Will Rule the World Before China Does

magic marker on CVS stationary inverted, colored, destroyed and whatnot and probably a couple other things too.

Commission Matisse

Commission Matisse   Her bulbous crooked nose hooking to the left Like mother’s from Tanzania or Algiers she not quite like a summer’s day Basking like lust in a Shakespeare play, you whoreson. I longed for her nose above her Afghanistan lips like Chocolate mousse The whole thing was getting international her ruby Ring finger [...]

Umbrella Man and Traffic Lights on Sunday Morning

Umbrella Man and Traffic Lights on Sunday Morning

You Do Elephant ??

You Do Elephant  ??   Who do love inch  ??  Say Confuse  ??   Whereby Whereby Dink Donk another girl get Out your bicycles mad ass her ass In sandals  I Suck tea examining her coffee, Around, the blank  Who say what  ?? Who say  ??  Another confused critic I, I I, I I.  the no-choice [...]

Uh Oh Sulfur

Uh Oh Sulfur I couldn’t tell whether the sulfur smell was coming from the air conditioning of my car, or from her perfume.  Then I thought maybe the smell wasn’t her perfume or the car.  I thought maybe it was her sweat mixed sadistically like a witch’s brew with some God-awful women’s deodorant in her [...]

Blank Black

Blank Black   Black death blank turquoise black In the corner he would not consume 12 Nymphs they are immortal adored on the Cover of Vogue Magazine how could he? The blender full Of the inconsequential women now I love them, too, in their show-horse Platform shoes first prize I am done, I am done [...]

Prufrock

Prufrock   Softly confused She hinted to me Like a rumor. I imagined the kiss Of a complicated lover But instead spoke delicately About Saturn’s 62 moons. Later on a bus I thought that tomorrow, In a desiccated morning, I would try to write Fourteen lines of poetry.