Consider this your personal memo: it’s time to be honest about yourself and what you want, starting with your personal ad.
Dear you, The reason I have carefully chosen to randomly message you is because I am hoping to interest you in an exciting competition that I will be hosting in the near future. This competition, which is based on the hit television show “The Bachelor,” will consist of the 12 to 15 of you showing [...]
That would be cool. Tonight I’m chilling on Twitter when I should be sleeping, and somehow @karensugarpants darts off course and the topic becomes The Bachelor/Bachelorette and what freakin losers they are. Suddenly, @guavalicious suggests that we start a campaign to make ME the next Bachelor. I like the idea. I start thinking about this [...]
“Making sex is like a Chinese dinner: It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookies.” Old Man Dunphy, Outside Providence I once received a fortune cookie that read, “When you decide to stop searching, only then will you find what your heart desires.” That sounded a little corny, yet there was a hint of [...]