10 Movies That Will Absolutely, Positively Make a Make Man Cry (A List of Mostly Lists)

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In his latest tongue-in-cheek post, Ryan Björklund offers suggestions for click-worthy Good Men Project articles that will never, ever be written.

Pioneers: The First Gay Divorce in Our State

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“We weren’t the first women in our state to marry each other, but we were the first to divorce.”

Our Fearless Football Picks: For Entertainment Purposes Only

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Football’s back, and Jim Jividen’s got all the right picks. Why shouldn’t he? He’s been betting against the spread since he was 8.

Interstate Love Song*

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I met her at a truck stop. Her name was Ruby Tuesday. “I was named for the restaurant, not for the Stones song. My brother is named Applebee’s. Yes, with the apostrophe.”

On Internet Spam, Among Other Things

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Christie Chapman rejoins the Moustache Club with a trio of heartbreaking microfictions about Wienermobiles, Internet spam, and hot college comedy.

About Breast Implants, Mostly

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“Explanations were unnecessary. Those fake tits would do the talking for her.”