How To Prepare for Your Upcoming Federal Arrest

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It’s not easy to find a mentor who will tell you what to do when the Feds come to get you. Max Regian is happy to step in and give you some helpful pieces of advice.

How to Win the Lottery Every Single Time You Play

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Can you really win the lottery every single time you play? In a word, yes. In two words, heck yes.

11 Reasons I Maybe Shouldn’t Have Kids

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Jamie Reidy loves kids, but he’s pretty sure he’s not prime Dad material.

2013 NFL/Bravolebrity Mock Draft

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Jim Jividen has combined his two loves: the Bravo channel and the NFL Draft.

Ten Things I Wish I Had Known When I Was 20

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Bo Guthrie has plenty of good advice for his 20-year-old self.

Songs You Probably Shouldn’t Play at Your Wedding

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After citing several great wedding songs, Mark Sherman humorously considers some that probably shouldn’t be on anyone’s list.

Cats are Evil and I Hate Them

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When Jeremy Feist moved in with his partner, he knew he’d have to get used to living with a cat. He just didn’t realize that cats were truly this terrible.

Confession Time: I Called a Phone Psychic

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Jamie Reidy undergoes a psychic reading on the phone and writes about it—as predicted.

A LOLcat Perspective on Purr-nography

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Marcat LOLliams iz in ur porn stash, hazzing opinions, taking catnaps, and chasing shiny spots.

Want to be Happy? Live Your Life Like a Sitcom

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If you follow these simple rules for sitcom living, the chuckles will roll in like waves breaking along the seashore.

Adulthood: We’re All Screwed Up

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We adults have no idea what the heck is going on, writes stand-up comedian Bo Guthrie.

Looking to Meet Cool New People? Write A Short Story So Gr8 It’s Gr9!

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Trying to make some cool new friends? Start writing lots of terrible fiction and force people to read it!

‘World’s Best Father’ Pokes Fun at Stereotypes of Dads

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Dave Engledow always used humor to cope with his worst fears, as he does in this series of silly photos portraying the dad he hopes he never becomes.

10 Movies That Will Absolutely, Positively Make a Make Man Cry (A List of Mostly Lists)

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In his latest tongue-in-cheek post, Ryan Björklund offers suggestions for click-worthy Good Men Project articles that will never, ever be written.

Stay and Play: A Guide to Etiquette

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You can’t just dump your kids off and start drinking. What do you think this is, the Chuck E. Cheese?

They’re So Good: Possible Yoplait Slogans

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I asked people to submit their ideas for a new and improved Yoplait slogan–a slogan that will appeal to the Silverado-driving, blank verse-reading, Dr. Phil-watching, freak-in-the-sheets/lord-in-the-streets 21st century man.