No Jetpacks in L.A., No Fact Checkers at Fox

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From the channel that brought you the Taliban-trained-monkey-assassin story, comes another fantastic journalistic oversight—again from its notoriously stupid morning “news” show, “Fox and Friends.”

The News: White House Says Goodbye to “Rahmbo,” North Korea Parades Its Next Dictator, and Toys ‘R’ Us Prepares for the Holidays

Barack Obama Is Sworn In As 44th President Of The United States

Good morning, gentlemen. Here’s what’s good feeding this Tuesday morning. Rahm Emanuel Definitely Leaving White House Staff Later this week, Rahm Emanuel, President Obama’s Chief of Staff is expected to announce his exit from the White House so he can run for the mayor of Chicago. Though he has yet to make the official statement, [...]

The News—Tugboat Captain Stirs Up a Ruckus in Asia, Iranian President Flusters the UN, and Astronauts Stuck in Space

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Good morning, gentlemen. Here’s what’s good feeding for you on this fine Friday morning. Japan Releases Chinese Tugboat Captain Back to a Supremely Pissed Off China Zhan Qixiong, a Chinese fishing captain who was arrested by Japanese patrol boats after wandering into contested waters two weeks ago, was finally released today after tensions exploded between [...]

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The News—Ban on Gays in the Military Ruled Unconstitutional, Japanese Elderly Are Disappearing

Good morning, gentlemen. Here’s what’s on your good feed this Friday morning. “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Ban on Gays in the Military Ruled Unconstitutional. A California federal judge ruled today that the “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” policy is unconstitutional. The policy says, essentially, that the military can’t ask its soldiers about their sexual orientation… but [...]

Not-So-Good Man of the Day: Levi Johnston

According to Public Policy Polling, Levi Johnston is the least popular person in the state of Alaska. Johnston received the lowest rating in the political polling service’s history. No one likes the dude, and rightfully so. How bad are things for the young hunting enthusiast? He has a lower rating than a guy who cheated on his [...]

New York Appeals Court Saves "Ladies Night"

I’m not sure what Roy Den Hollander is smoking, but the self-proclaimed “anti-feminist lawyer” filed a claim saying that “Ladies Night” events at bars and nightclubs are sexist. Yesterday, the Second Circuit Court of Appeals in New York wisely ruled against him. I’m pretty sure we guys already have our own night. It’s called “10-cent [...]

The News—Your Friday Hurricane Edition

Good morning, gentlemen. Here’s what’s good feeding on this fine Friday morning. Hurricane Earl Sideswipes North Carolina; Weakly Eyes Massachusetts Hurricane Earl may have weakened in its approach to the North Carolina coast, but it still packed a punch at winds exceeding 100 mph. Most local residents in danger zones had already evacuated when it [...]

How Smart is Your City?

What happens if you’re a city, named after a rock, where a buffalo runs around a football stadium filled with drunken college kids? You become the smartest in the United States, that’s what. The Daily Beast released its list of the 20 most intelligent metro-areas. Boulder topped the list, with San Francisco, Boston, and D.C. all placing [...]

No, You're Not Crazy, You're Just Young

In response to unwanted loitering by young people, a neighborhood installs a device that emits an unpleasant sound that only they can hear.

Drunk, With a Gun

True tales: A drunk man shoots himself in the groin, a lazy man calls 911, and a robber man covers his face with toilet paper.