Another Big Pussy Steals the Spotlight: The Rise of Sponge Bob the Obese Cat

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Mere weeks after the death of Meow the Obese Cat, another flabby tabby has stolen the show. Oliver Lee Bateman asks the $64,000 question: Too much cat, too soon?

The Short Happy Life of Meow the Obese Cat

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Meow the Obese Cat died, but not before achieving the feline equivalent of the American Dream. Oliver Lee Bateman reflects on this flabby tabby’s fifteen minutes of fame.

Meow: The Incredible True Story of America’s Fattest Cat

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Oh, to be someone else.  The Old Long Johnson cat, maybe.  He got his fifteen minutes of fame and wasn’t borne to the ground by the crushing weight of his hideous, inexplicable adipose tissue in the process.  Have you seen how I walk?  How I play?  I can’t even ascend the stairs, for crying out loud. I’m [...]