Deadspin, Dongs, and Men as Human Beings

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The media and advertising have created athletes that are larger than life. By publishing pictures of their dicks, Tom Ley writes, Deadspin helps turn them back into human beings

Terrell Owens: A Man in Limbo

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Underneath all the end-zone celebrations and controversy is a man with an uncertain future.

#35: Coach Coughlin

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He is the best.

THE GMP SUPER BOWL PREDICTION

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Tom vs. Eli; NYC vs. Boston; Redeem vs Redemption; Gronk vs Cruz.

Tim Tebow Was Born in the Wrong Dimension

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JP Pelosi remembers the greatest video game of the Eighties and finds Tim Tebow’s missed calling.

Football Gods Give Pats Redux

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Sterling Moore, not Tom Brady, was the MAN.

Did God Punish Tebow?

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“Why do we hate Tibow so much?” is a fair question.

25 Reasons Why Baseball Is Better Than Football

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Is Steve Jaeger trolling the NFL? Yeah, yeah he is.

Everything the NFL Doesn’t Want You to See

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You will never know anything about the NFL, Aaron Gordon writes, because you will never be able to watch.

Where the Hell Is Pixilated Colt McCoy?

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Why is Noah Davis, a Patriots fan, watching a stream of the Cleveland Browns game from India?

War Is More Logical Than Football

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If we can figure out a set of rules for violence in war, why can’t we do it for the NFL?

The Masochism of Denver Broncos Fandom

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It’s likely that, eventually, the Broncos are going to shit the bed. The only thing is, as long as there’s some drama, Jason Davis wouldn’t have it any other way.

Play Sports, Not War

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Carson Palmer’s short “retirement” showed how hollow all of football’s war metaphors really are.

Would You Let Your Daughter Play Lingerie Football?

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Angela Rypien, daughter of former NFL quarterback Mark Rypien, is playing in the Lingerie Football League.

Lingerie Football: WTF?

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Welcome to Lingerie football, a mixture of professional wrestling, porn, and football all for the benefit of a drunken male crowd at an arena near you.

Jets Deploy ’69 Defense

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Sunday’s Patriots vs. Jets Game Brings to Mind the Manliness of the Boys From the Meadowlands