10 Things Major League Baseball Should Change Right Now

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Though psyched, as always, that baseball is once again here, Neil Cohen suggests 10 changes that would make the game even better than it is.

Joe Biden and Ryan Braun: Performance-Enhanced Alpha Males

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There are genuine issues of goodness or badness to worry about in the world, but they do not involve Ryan Braun and other PED users.

It’s Not About the Muscles

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In the wake of A-Rod’s suspension, Ryan Bradley talks to his son about Performance Enhancing Drugs.

Be Less Loyal

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Putting aside issues of team and party affiliation, Jim Jividen believes intellectual consistency is the highest possible value.

Can Sports Save Us?

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Oliver Lee Bateman explains why we should pay closer attention to the sports that we watch.

Would You Use Performance-Enhancing Drugs?

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Is it ethically defensible to “treat” a healthy individual so that he can excel in a given career? Is it ethically defensible to deny him that treatment?

When It Comes to PEDs, Why Not Assume All Athletes Are Guilty Until Proven Innocent

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Last week JP Pelosi described the toll PED use is taking on the fans. Neil Cohen offers a somewhat radical solution.

Why Barry Bonds’s Conviction Should Be Overturned

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Disgraced home run king Barry Bonds is appealing his obstruction of justice conviction this week. Jim Jividen explains why it should be overturned.

The Unraveling of Our Fandom: Sports and Cheating

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JP Pelosi wonders whether his admiration of professional athletes may have been misplaced all along.

Lance Armstrong Owes Me an Apology for that Apology

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All of these fallen stars are begging for our forgiveness, but their vague, evasive apologies give us no sense of what they’re sorry for having done.

The Super Bowl History of the 49ers + Super Bowl 47 Prediction

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San Francisco superfan Jim Jividen recaps the 49ers’ 5 Super Bowl wins and predicts the outcome of Super Bowl 47.

We’re Getting Catfished

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Still laughing about how poor Manti Te’o got duped? Jim Jividen addresses the ways we’re all being catfished.

My Final Thought About the Baseball Hall of Fame

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If hat size and back acne are sufficiently probative to keep the greatest players who ever lived out of the Hall of Fame, why are we stopping there?

Shut Up and Sing: Let’s Talk Bob Costas and Make Some College Bowl Predictions

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Bob Costas’ recent stance in favor of gun control has drawn the ire of many. Jim Jividen examines why his remarks about performance-enhancing drugs didn’t provoke a similar response.

All-Steroids Team: David Ortiz

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Ortiz’s rapid ascension to stardom had always somewhat clouded his gaudy numbers and jolly demeanor.

All-Steroids Team: Phil Nevin

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Please. Grab your glove, Phil, and take the field—you’re our starting first baseman.