Let’s Talk About Penises, Shall We?

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Carlo Alcos: “I will not be apologetic for what I am about to write, regardless of how uncomfortable it may make you feel.”

Living With Chin Envy

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Eric Henney doesn’t like his chin, and he wants to talk about it.

‘I Wish I Could Add Another Inch or Two’

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A tale of desired enhancement … somewhere below the belt.

We Love Your Bod

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Sylvia D. Lucas wants to put the “men’s bodies are yucky” myth to bed.

What the Tuck Is Going on?

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Joanna and Eli tackle the age-old question of what to do with your penis when you’re spooning.

Riding in PopPop’s Vulva

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Joanna Schroeder teaches her sons about sex, and ponders the merit of words like “vajayjay” and “hoo-hah.”

The Unnamed Genitals Have a Name: Vulva

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Marcus Williams wishes our earliest sexual vocabulary acknowledged that boys and girls both have interesting parts, not just a penis and the place where penises want to go.

What’s in a Name: Vaginas, Clitorises, and Bravery

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Maria Pawlowska asks how we can seriously discuss sex, gender, or equality when we can’t even say “vagina” aloud.

Problem Solved: The Junk-Shot I.D.

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Tom Matlack has a fool-proof plan to identify society’s bad men.

‘The Talk’ Cast Laughs at Man’s Dismembered Penis

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This is why you don’t watch ‘The Talk.’

Napoleon’s Severed Penis? Yeah, It’s In New Jersey

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During Napoleon’s autopsy, doctors cut off his penis and kept it. Over the last 200 years it’s been up for auction several times, and now resides in the attic of a home in New Jersey.

The Top 5 Myths About the Penis

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In the interest of pleasure, of happiness, of education and fun, Hugo Schwyzer smashes some pervading falsehoods about the male sex organ.

Help! My Fiancée Is Hooked on ‘Nip/Tuck’

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Day and night, in a continuous loop, these poorly developed plots, shallow characters, and gratuitous sex and surgery scenes invade my bedroom.

Behold! The Pickled Penis

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Practically impervious to petering out, our weekly issues of wacky news continue, this time with alliteration.

Study: Bumpy Boners Blotted Out by Evolution

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When we developed into a monogamous species, we became spineless—literally.

Well, We’re Enjoying the Evening News a Little Bit More

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We won’t ruin the punchline, but I think you know what’s, um, coming.