Pain, humiliation, and compression shorts: Being well-endowed ain’t as pretty as it looks. Here’s one man’s tale of woe.
Napoleon’s Severed Penis? Yeah, It’s In New Jersey
May 4, 2011 By 3 Comments
During Napoleon’s autopsy, doctors cut off his penis and kept it. Over the last 200 years it’s been up for auction several times, and now resides in the attic of a home in New Jersey.
The Top 5 Myths About the Penis
April 29, 2011 By 23 Comments
In the interest of pleasure, of happiness, of education and fun, Hugo Schwyzer smashes some pervading falsehoods about the male sex organ.
Help! My Fiancée Is Hooked on ‘Nip/Tuck’
April 21, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Day and night, in a continuous loop, these poorly developed plots, shallow characters, and gratuitous sex and surgery scenes invade my bedroom.
Behold! The Pickled Penis
April 21, 2011 By 1 Comment
Practically impervious to petering out, our weekly issues of wacky news continue, this time with alliteration.
Study: Bumpy Boners Blotted Out by Evolution
March 10, 2011 By 2 Comments
When we developed into a monogamous species, we became spineless—literally.
Well, We’re Enjoying the Evening News a Little Bit More
February 2, 2011 By 1 Comment
We won’t ruin the punchline, but I think you know what’s, um, coming.
The 10 at 10
January 31, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Penis shape explained, decoy Muslims, and facial hair synonyms.
The Foreskin Renaissance
January 18, 2011 By 104 Comments
Circumcision has been on the wane for years, but a growing community of men are out to reverse the snip decision their parents made years ago. Meet the foreskin restoration movement.
The 10 at 10: January 14
January 14, 2011 By Leave a Comment
James Franco on the move, Internet-exclusive emotions, and a crusade for better prison conditions spurred on by the most cringeworthy rat bite a guy could ever feel: your 10 at 10.
The Worst Story of the Year
December 30, 2010 By 2 Comments
In September 2009, a Swedish man in his 60s went to a local clinic to get his UTI treated. What follows is not for the squeamish.
Country Boys Are Bigger
December 8, 2010 By Leave a Comment
You know what they say about where a man’s raised and the size of his penis. Wait, what?
I Have No Words for This Video Game
December 2, 2010 By 1 Comment
The German-produced game “Cock Out” involves wagging your real-life penis, Wii-style, in front of a webcam to battle a gnarly-looking AIDS virus armed with boxing gloves.
Silvio Berlusconi Wants a New Penis
November 18, 2010 By Leave a Comment
The Italian prime minister put out an “express request” for an 1800-year-old statue of the god Mars to be fitted with a prosthetic, magnetized member.
That’s What Thunderstorms Look Like?
October 25, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Someone at KLST in Texas thinks he’s funny. We don’t disagree.
For the Love of Penis: Chatroulette Can’t Keep Relevant
September 10, 2010 By 3 Comments
If the video-chat site Chatroulette is any kind of sociological indicator, men love—now more than ever—flashing their naughty bits at the unsuspecting. These “look at my goods” tendencies have transformed a once-popular website into the laughing stock of the Internet, flushed its site traffic down the shitter, and branded it a pervert’s den o’ smut. [...]
Vocalyze
“I spent years in confusion that led me to ask awkward even wholly inappropriate questions at the wrong moments…”
This is a comment by James on the post “What Happens When We Don’t Teach Our Boys About Sex”.