Once a prominent world figure, Freeze-Pop™ is fading fast into the warming ocean.
Every time I hear the name “Joran van der Sloot,” I want to vomit. I can’t help it. It pains me to write his name here, but he’s weaseled his way back into the news for being even dumber than we thought. We all know his story. He’s being held in custody for the murder […]