Cool Deed of the Day: The Chicago Tribune Bought the Boston Globe Lunch (PHOTO)

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We all know the Globe had a rough week. The Tribune decided to do something nice about it.

Quick & Easy Microwave Oven Cooked Tortilla Pizza

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A twist on the quesadilla, perfect for kids’ snacks, quick meals, and midnight munchies.

#18: Dog Bites and Pizza

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“When I was ten I was attacked by a dog.”

The Best of Good Sports in 2011

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Herman Cain on What Makes a Man a Man

From a GQ puff piece about GOP frontclown and accused sexual harasser Herman Cain: Chris Heath: What can you tell about a man by the type of pizza that he likes? Herman Cain: [repeats the question aloud, then pauses for a long moment] The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly [...]

Dear Al Davis…

I learned that if you call Dominos and order two large pizzas, they will NOT accept, “The white van behind the Acura on the 66th Ave off ramp” as a valid address and they will NOT deliver pizzas to you.    The feud between the millionaires (NFLPA) and billionaires (Owners) is over and training camps [...]

I like boobs

I’m just keeping it real, yo…   I make no apologies for the title of this blog post.  Why?  Because I do like boobs.  Duh.  I can think of no other way to describe boobs than to say, “They are beyond rad!!!”     I will take this opportunity to put up a small disclaimer:  [...]

The Diabetic Chick

She began making sweet love to Little Debbie…         Tuesday was my second day at the new job. It’s not my first choice for employment, but it’s a job and I’m happy to have it.  I have to work late two nights a week, but I have weekends off, so it does [...]

Pass it to the left…

No child should have to hear her parent say, “Yo, bring me my bong.” Last night Drama Queen and I were in the car with my neighbor.  We we’re heading towards home around 8:15 when the neighbor suddenly blurted, “Let’s stop at Johnny’s on the way home and get a couple of slices.” I paused [...]

Pizza boobs

Seriously? My boobs get me sex, but that’s about it. Kris Last night I was sitting on my couch eating bacon wrapped hot dogs, jalapeno potato chips and drinking Molson Canadian.  It wasn’t a healthy meal, but it was a tasty meal.  About halfway through dinner I received a message from my friend, The Muse. [...]

Hot for Teacher

The next thing I knew I was sort of pinned back in the corner of the couch with her almost on top of me. I’d been in Canada about two months and had gone on a few dates.  Nothing exceptional, but nothing overly crappy either.  After my first attempt at the “Do you have some [...]

The Bookstore Chick

So my daughter picks up this woman for me at Barnes and Noble… I think that its hilarious to listen to some single dads complain about their weekend with the kids.  They get all dramatic about this and that and how they were so exhausted and couldn’t wait to get the kids back to their [...]

Sweet Talk

  I wanted a girlfriend who was sexy and smart, so I picked up this hooker and gave her a copy of “Ulysses.” I figured it was easier to make a whore smart than the other way around, and also, okay, the sexy part was more important to me than the smart part of the [...]