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Fat chicks in bikinis

February 6, 2010 by J.R. Reed 21 Comments

What I saw that day made me seriously not want to have sex… I am so glad that I don’t have to online date anymore. Life with The Phone Sex Operator (P.S.O., AKA my girlfriend) is awesome. We have a great relationship and I seriously believe that she is “The One”. My love life wasn’t [...]

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Truth In Advertising

December 31, 2009 by J.R. Reed 7 Comments

All I want is a little online street cred. Is that too much to ask? Online dating is an imperfect science. Heck, it may not even be a science. The more I think about it, it’s kind of a crapshoot. Most of us put a lot of time and effort into building a profile on [...]

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The Phone Sex Operator

December 24, 2009 by J.R. Reed 11 Comments

“Making sex is like a Chinese dinner: It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookies.” Old Man Dunphy, Outside Providence I once received a fortune cookie that read, “When you decide to stop searching, only then will you find what your heart desires.” That sounded a little corny, yet there was a hint of [...]

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The Bookstore Chick

December 22, 2009 by J.R. Reed 6 Comments

So my daughter picks up this woman for me at Barnes and Noble… I think that its hilarious to listen to some single dads complain about their weekend with the kids. They get all dramatic about this and that and how they were so exhausted and couldn’t wait to get the kids back to their [...]

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The Period One

December 18, 2009 by J.R. Reed 2 Comments

Yeah. It’s exactly what you’re thinking… She will always be my first. I don’t remember her name. Patty seems to come to mind for some reason, but maybe it’s because she was Irish with red hair. Her name is completely unimportant to this story, because for the last 6 years all anyone has ever called [...]