Another Big Pussy Steals the Spotlight: The Rise of Sponge Bob the Obese Cat

Sponge_Bob

Mere weeks after the death of Meow the Obese Cat, another flabby tabby has stolen the show. Oliver Lee Bateman asks the $64,000 question: Too much cat, too soon?

The Birthday Chick

“Please tell your friend thanks for dinner.” Typically my birthday’s suck ass.  I’m not whining about it.  I’m simply telling you this as a statement of fact.  Tomorrow is my birthday and I have no plans whatsoever.  Once again—I’m not complaining. After last year’s birthday I am completely content to plant my ass right on [...]