Andrew Smiler doesn’t watch weekly series because he’s not willing to make an emotional commitment to a TV character.
Former Governor of Illinois Blagojevich supposedly turned to his lawyer moments after being convicted of 17 felony counts including holding up a children’s hospital for campaign contributions and auctioning off President Obama’s vacant Senate seat and asked, “Who can we get to do the show on the inside?”
VH1’s new reality show, Dad Camp, wants its young dads to man up. Good luck with that.
I wanted a girlfriend who was sexy and smart, so I picked up this hooker and gave her a copy of “Ulysses.” I figured it was easier to make a whore smart than the other way around, and also, okay, the sexy part was more important to me than the smart part of the […]
“Well, I don’t know about that, but my boyfriend says,” she began, only to pause in her narration to take a wad of gum that she’d been saving on the corner of her napkin and reinsert it into her mouth. What a disgusting move that was. He—this wretched, unlovely man–sighed. My boyfriend says, he thought. […]