Joe Biden and Ryan Braun: Performance-Enhanced Alpha Males

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There are genuine issues of goodness or badness to worry about in the world, but they do not involve Ryan Braun and other PED users.

I Feel Deliciously Light and Cool: A Unified Theory of Almost Evertything

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Game show winner, lawyer, and college instructor Jim Jividen explains it all.

Who Will Be the Next Face of Baseball?

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As Derek Jeter nears retirement, Scott Behson muses, with his tongue in his cheek, about who will replace the Yankees captain as baseball’s poster boy.

When It Comes to PEDs, Why Not Assume All Athletes Are Guilty Until Proven Innocent

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Last week JP Pelosi described the toll PED use is taking on the fans. Neil Cohen offers a somewhat radical solution.

We’re Number 101! Every World Series Champion Ranked 1-108.

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In honor of his beloved (but stunningly average) Giants’ surprising World Series win, Jim Jividen ranks all of the Fall Classic winners from 1 to 108.

8 Appropriate Punishments for PED-Abuser Ryan Braun

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“Drugs are bad. Bad people do drugs. And bad people go to prison.”