Introducing Carrot

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Carrot is designed with you in mind. It’s a seamless experience, meticulously crafted, from beginning to end. It’s not just a vegetable. It’s what a vegetable should be.

14 Ways To Be A Complete Jerk on a Date

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If your goal is to be an a**hole … this is the advice for you. You’re welcome.

Funny or Die’s Satire: A Biting Illustration of White Male Privilege

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On the heels of the viral ’10 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Woman’ video, Funny or Die brings us ’10 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Man’

Does Laughter Equal Tolerance?

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A satirical article in a skateboarding magazine brings up the question…should jokes about gay men be used to grab media attention?

It’s All About Empathy: Having a Daughter CAN Make You More Aware of Women’s Issues (Seriously!)

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“A father who becomes awakened to the issues of women because of the tiny life that he has helped to create has become, by any measure, a better person,” writes N.C. Harrison.

Comedy About Guns, Racism, and Police Violence: It’s Funny Because It’s True. And That’s Not Funny.

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Michael Kasdan thanks his lucky stars for the Daily Show’s hard-hitting comedy and satire.

That’s Cynicism, Folks!: How Modern Cartoons Are Failing Our Kids

That’s Cynicism, Folks!: How Modern Cartoons Are Failing Our Kids

David Vienna wonders if the non-stop snark of modern cartoon programs is having a negative impact on our most recent generations of kids.

Kim Jong Un Saves the Internet

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With a stunning lack of geopolitical savvy, James Stafford points out what we can learn from ‘Haircut’s’ most recent temper tantrum.

Green Berets in Iraq: “Our boots will not touch the ground. You just watch.”

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Immediately prior to their recent deployment in Iraq, the Green Berets were awarded their BJJ black belts from Grandmaster Hener Seagull.

What The World Would Be Like If It Were Men Who Got Their Periods

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The question was kind of funny. The answers were eyebrow raising.

This ‘True Detective’ AT&T Commercial Mashup Is Everything (Video)

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HBO’s hottest new show gets remixed with those adorable AT&T commercials. The result? Comedic gold.

Rock Briscoe in…The Pollen Ultimatum!

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What do you get when you cross seasonal allergies, cruddy jingoistic movies, and cruddier sexist comic books? Briscoe. Rock Briscoe.

“Between Two Ferns” with Zach Galifianakis: Presidential Edition (Video)

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Our President, as it turns out, is really f*cking funny.  — I don’t know if the President’s or Galinfianaskis’s sarcasm and wit shines more brightly in this interview, but I’ve been close to tears watching. Hats off to our President for maintaining such unabashed integrity while being asked these ‘tough questions.’ And many thanks for […]

RealLifeStarter: The Kickstarter That Encourages Millennials To Get Real Jobs (Video)

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Here is a comedic look at the sometimes difficult lives of young creatives.

6 Ways to Get Your Thigh Gap – For Dudes

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You’ve heard about the controversial “thigh gap” for women. But what about the thigh gap for men? James Fell explains.

I Sent an Opossum to Preschool in Place of My Son and No One Noticed

I Sent an Opossum to Preschool in Place of My Son and No One Noticed

When a preschool refused to see his son as anything more than an autism diagnosis waiting to happen, Steve Edwards decided to test the extent of the school’s diagnosis tunnel vision