Licking Things: A History

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Lawrence Benner offers a handy pocket history for those who, like himself, often find themselves with their tongues out, wondering “What’s next?”

Did Kathy Griffin Sexually Harass Anderson Cooper on New Year’s Eve?

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Alyssa Royse wonders how we would react if the sexual harassment leveled against Anderson Cooper on New Year’s Eve had happened to a woman.

Why Does Everybody Want Me to Get a Dog?

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CJ Kaplan loves dogs. He just doesn’t want one.

Don’t Sweat the Bald Stuff

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You’re losing your hair. You can get through this.

Snow White: Is Casting Tall Actors to Play Little People Akin to Blackface?

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Snow White and the Huntsman features average-sized actors playing the role of dwarfs. Do you think this counts as discrimination?

George Costanza Would Never Apologize; Neither Should Jason Alexander.

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Kenny Bodanis argues that by apologizing for saying the word ‘gay’, we are implying there is something wrong with being gay. And that, says Kenny, is the real insult.

King Louis

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Comedian Louis C.K. is gaining viewers with his male-oriented TV show.

I Went to a Seinfeld Trivia Night and Yada, Yada, Yada, I Wrote This Story

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Is that your final answer? Bobby Calise writes on the evolution of television trivia.

Generic Love

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When they say ‘I love you,’ don’t take it personally.

The BEK Interview: ‘Everything Is Going to Be Okay’

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Andrew Ladd interviews Bruce Eric Kaplan (better known to readers of “The New Yorker” as BEK), who has a new book out.

Happy Festivus

It’s Festivus… for the rest of us! It’s simply the best Effing holiday of the year.  Seriously.  I first became aware of Festivus at the same time many of you did.  It was December 18, 1997 and I was watching Seinfeld.  Frank Costanza was explaining the origins of the holiday to Kramer, who of course [...]

Ten Ignominious Moments In Dad History

From Michael Jackson to Homer Simpson, we pay homage to dads who leave a little something to be desired.