Twenty Years Down the (Shower) Drain?

A man is frustrated with being left out of his wife’s vocal self-pleasuring, and asks Eli and Josie if she might be cheating on him.

I Married a Lesbian

Hugo Schwyzer tries to discern why even after several failed relationships with lesbians or lesbian types, his heart still flutters around short hair and strong jaws.

Long Distance Sex

A boyfriend seeks to reconcile his sexual schedule with his long-distance girlfriend so that they can satisfy one another’s needs.