Twenty Years Down the (Shower) Drain?

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A man is frustrated with being left out of his wife’s vocal self-pleasuring, and asks Eli and Josie if she might be cheating on him.

I Married a Lesbian


Hugo Schwyzer tries to discern why even after several failed relationships with lesbians or lesbian types, his heart still flutters around short hair and strong jaws.

Long Distance Sex


A boyfriend seeks to reconcile his sexual schedule with his long-distance girlfriend so that they can satisfy one another’s needs.