This is Not a Toy

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As he matured, John Reed realized that what he had thought innocent practice kissing with his babysitter was actually sexual abuse.

Ode to a Soccer Mom

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Ron Mattocks crafts a heartfelt missive to a clueless mom from a swanky neighborhood. He may or may not have been entirely sarcastic.

And You Thought Soccer Moms Were Insane

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Fans of Polish youth soccer can get a tad feisty.