Be Less Loyal

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Putting aside issues of team and party affiliation, Jim Jividen believes intellectual consistency is the highest possible value.

Male Bodies and the Lies We Tell About Them: The Making and Faking of Professional Wrestling

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What can a “sport” built around fakery and deception teach us about the lies men tell themselves?

We’re Getting Catfished

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Still laughing about how poor Manti Te’o got duped? Jim Jividen addresses the ways we’re all being catfished.

My Final Thought About the Baseball Hall of Fame

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If hat size and back acne are sufficiently probative to keep the greatest players who ever lived out of the Hall of Fame, why are we stopping there?

Where Have You Gone Aaron Sele?

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With the Hall of Fame vote in, and no one elected, Neil Cohen says that baseball nation won’t be turning its lonely eyes to Cooperstown this summer.

Just Say No. To Barry Bonds That Is.

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Neil Cohen argues that, while the baseball writers debate Hall of Fame selection, they miss the fact that it’s all about the numbers.

Shut Up and Sing: Let’s Talk Bob Costas and Make Some College Bowl Predictions

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Bob Costas’ recent stance in favor of gun control has drawn the ire of many. Jim Jividen examines why his remarks about performance-enhancing drugs didn’t provoke a similar response.

Soul Pitcher: The Mets’ R.A. Dickey

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Abuse survivor Eirik Rogers praises the bravery of New York Mets Pitcher R. A. Dickey for speaking openly about the sexual abuse he endured as a child.

8 Appropriate Punishments for PED-Abuser Ryan Braun

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“Drugs are bad. Bad people do drugs. And bad people go to prison.”

He No Big Papi

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How do we decide what athletes we like?

What I Have Learned About Babies

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In the first month with the “Love, Recorded” baby, Matt’s in-laws return, poop is discussed with great seriousness, crying is everywhere and sleep is nowhere.

Dressing like a big leaguer

Marge Schott would be proud. Maybe you already heard about this and maybe you didn’t. Either way, I’m going to give you the short version. Cincinnati Reds pitcher Mike Leake was arrested on Monday after stealing six American Rag shirts from his local Macy’s. The shirts had a total value of $59.98.     While [...]

Small sacked sluggers

They fucked up a good game.   Manny Ramirez is a lazy sack of crap,  Barry Bonds is a straight up asshole.     Thanks for allowing me to get the previous statement off my chest.  I feel a little better at this moment.  Not much, but a little.  In case you didn’t hear, these [...]

The 10 at 10

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March 16 roundup: Bahrain, Silvio Berlusconi, and Harry Baals.

Brent Musberger Wants Steroids in Pro Sports

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Giving a talk at the University of Montana, the famed college-football announcer suggested that professional athletes start using steroids.

Murder Mystery: A Tale in Three Parts, Plus a Denouement

1. Super Sleuths Save the Day! Skippy and Info were walking home from school when they saw the yellow crime-scene tape enclosing a neighbor’s yard. There were cop cars in front of the house. Neighbors and even a local newspaper photographer milled about in the street. A helicopter circled overhead. Oh boy, somethin’ was goin’ [...]