Ketchup Crimes and Talking Chihuahuas

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Is there really nothing left to steal? Nothing at all except for 21 tons of ketchup and mustard. An all-larceny Dudes in the News spectacular.

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A 6-year-old brings a gun to school, Volkswagen wants men driving Beetles, and cussing will relieve your pain.