Soccer’s Mad Men

photo by kikisdad

JP Pelosi investigates how handshakes and martinis impact international soccer.

I Too Tango

I Too Tango   I could tell by her buttocks that she too should be mine To map, ingratiate and divine with my lonely, lonely, green eyes, Like a mentally uncoordinated, addled, despondent, despaired, Eighty-pounds-overweight, Irish Catholic dipsomaniac. She occupied my senses while walking before me With her perfect ass swishing left then right, Left [...]