The All-Steroids Team

Todd Hundley

We can’t forget the unsung contributors to the Steroid Era—the poor schmucks who nabbed obscene power numbers for a couple of seasons, then faded back into oblivion after a big payday.

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All-Steroids Team: David Ortiz

David Ortiz

Ortiz’s rapid ascension to stardom had always somewhat clouded his gaudy numbers and jolly demeanor.

All-Steroids Team: Phil Nevin

Phil Nevin

Please. Grab your glove, Phil, and take the field—you’re our starting first baseman.

All-Steroids Team: John Rocker

John Rocker

We don’t know why Rocker eventually fell apart, but we do know that we need a lefty out of the bullpen.

All-Steroids Team: Bret Boone

Bret Boone

Boone, Canseco writes, with his “small frame and big arms,” was an “obvious” user.

All-Steroids Team: Eric Gagne

Eric Gagne

After Eric Gagne was released in spring training last year, he took the last career option he had: closer for our All-Steroids team.

All-Steroids Team: Ken Caminiti

Ken Caminiti

This All-Steroids team needs a clubhouse leader with some backbone, and Ken Caminiti is our man.

All-Steroids Team: Jay Gibbons

Jay Gibbons

Jay Gibbons, an admitted steroid user, is making a clean comeback with the Dodgers. Let’s reflect on his enhanced period with the Orioles.

All-Steroids Team: Brady Anderson

Brady Anderson

Brady Anderson’s 1996 woke us all up to the Steroid Era.

All-Steroids Team: Rich Aurilia

Rich Aurilia

At the very least, this team needs somebody with Barry Bonds’ number on speed dial.

All-Steroids Team: Jay Bell

Jay Bell

Was Jay Bell juicing? We present the case. You decide.

All-Steroids Team: Brendan Donnelly

Brendan Donnelly

After bursting onto the scene at the age of 30, no one was surprised to see Brendan Donnelly’s name on the Mitchell Report.

This Week in Good Sports

Good Sports

The All-Steroids Team, Vince Carter, and Celtics-Heat: a good week for Good Sports.

All-Steroids Team: Todd Hundley

Todd Hundley

What happens when when you suddenly have two career seasons and then immediately fade back into oblivion? You make the All-Steroids team.

The All-Steroids Team: Gary Matthews Jr.

All-Steroids

The Steroids Era is headlined by great players who wanted to be immortal. But what about those guys who just wanted a quick taste of greatness and everything that comes with it?

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