“Legitimate Rape,” Moral Consistency, and Degrees of Sexual Harm

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Brian Earp offers a critical analysis of not just Todd Akin, but also of his critics.

Humorless Feminists and Misogynist Republicans?

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Joanna Schroeder wonders if The Onion is doing damage to both men and women when joking about female voters having silly crushes on Republican Candidates.

“My dad was shot in a drug deal when I was five. The only thing more cliche would have been if it happened in a KFC.”

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Baratunde Thurston Explains ‘How To Be Black’ and Black people on the Web.

On #Abandonment, Be It of Yard or Blog

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Why are FreeDarko and the “On the DL” podcast shutting up shop, while John Steigerwald still has a job?

The 10 at 10

Mike Tyson

Iron Mike picks the Oscar winners, Russia admits beer is alcohol, and robot journalists will take over the world: the 10 at 10.

The 10 at 10

Pickles

Alien protocol, Mama Grizzly Inc., and how pickle juice changed sports forever.

The 10 at 10

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Penis shape explained, decoy Muslims, and facial hair synonyms.

Watching Sports With Your Girlfriend

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Did someone wiretap my living room?

Masculinity: An Onion Retrospective

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Behold! The top 10 stories on masculinity from satirical newspaper The Onion over the last decade. If giant-yogurt rodeos are involved, we’re game.

The 10 at 10: November 11

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Good news: you no longer need that keychain bottle opener. Just use your AK-47.

Study of the Day: The Health Benefits of Celebrity Magazines

Tabloid Prescription

Today’s prescription: two doses of OK! and a shot of Us Weekly. We’re kidding (sort of), but according to a new study at the University of Missouri, celebrity tabloids may have a notably positive impact on the way their readers approach health issues. “Based on the discussion of participants, we observed that it is possible [...]

The Onion Reports: Obama Releases 500,000 Good Men From U.S. Strategic Bachelor Reserve

The Onion News Network hilariously hypothesizes a world where President Obama has a secret underground facility filled with a stockpile of highly trained “good men” skilled in the arts of noticing new haircuts, foot massages, and vegetable gardening (for creating homemade pasta sauces.) The supply is rumored to include smart men who don’t spend all [...]

Signs of a Concussion Include Feeling Like You're Perfectly Fine

In yet another brilliant comedic stroke, The Onion (everyone’s favorite fake news source in a world where the “real news” is increasingly, oh, I dunno, fake) presents a detailed walk-through of how NFL players can tell if they have a concussion. According to The Onion, which enjoys making fun of serious medical issues like concussions, some [...]