How to Use a Public Bathroom

Josh Bowman shares some tips on how to use public bathrooms, since apparently most people are disgusting pee monsters.

Boys, Take Aim

Mr. Torbert’s lesson to elementary school boys on using a public bathroom should be posted in lavatories everywhere.

Potty Failing (A True Story)

When you’re peeing and your son starts washing his hair with urinal water, Andy Herald writes, there’s not much you can do.