Hand over your man card

Balls belong between your legs, not in  a purse.   Some guys don’t deserve to carry their own Man Card.  We’ve become a society that is comfortable with letting women hang onto men’s balls.  Apparently it’s for “safe keeping”, but I don’t buy that shit. Often times these women carry the juevos around in their [...]

I would let Thor hammer me

“Mr. Drama Queen’s Mom called some Canadian a douchewad.”   After my heart attack, my two next door neighbors gave me movie passes so I could go chill out sometime. I decided to be a good dad and take Drama Queen and a friend to catch Thor in IMAX 3D on Saturday night. Here’s how [...]