5 Reasons Bacon Needs an Intervention

Bacon’s been behaving badly. Jarad Dewing’s here to intervene.

The Question Is…. The Advice Is Right?

Have you ever scoffed at someone’s helpful suggestion, finally tried it and found out they were actually right?


For the sake of the people she loves, Christie Chapman intends to stay sober.

How Teens Drink

Before the energy drink slash cocktail and butt-chugging, there was “The Watermelon Crawl” and “Mr. Boston’s.”

How to Get Drunk

Josh Bowman is spending the next couple of weeks offering tips on how to do basic activities (you’re welcome). Today: getting drunk.

Ten Things I’ve Learned From Gummy Bears

Gummy bears are marvellous creatures, created by geniuses to taste delicious and be perfectly chewy. Josh Bowman shares his thoughts on these remarkable beasts.

Neon, Astronaut

Neon, Astronaut   From my wander knees—which yet still believe in God, A billboard floating next to the Hilton across the street— I waited, pipe in mouth, like three characters in Godot. Once a priest in my 14th-floor tower of bells Like Quasimodo, I (bilingual, unmedicated, lunatic) Am now a sultry James Dean desired by […]

Shy One

Shy One   You do not care for my poetry, And I cast no blame back— Silly words, Panting surreptitiously For your love. Yet now my fantasies Are naked, And I beg you to fantasize naked, too. You said you are shy, But call me on the telephone. Then I will respond like Mars, Or […]

Guestpost #63: Emily Schooley – Ten things I’ve learned from terrible breakups

Emily Schooley is an actor/improviser/photographer/life-hacker/Girl Friday with far too many interests and a depressing need to sleep at least four hours a night. You can stalk her website at http://emilyschooley.com, or find her on Twitter @EmilySchooley.   Sometimes the best thing you can do is leave. People don’t generally go into relationships – or stay […]

Tuna helper and other white trash food

If you wash it down with cigarettes and generic vodka, it’s white trash food.           I have great friends.  I tend to get some great inspiration from The Muse, but from time to time, my inspiration comes from elsewhere.  Like this post. My friend Liz inspired this post with her stories […]

The Double Standard

If I didn’t mention your blog, don’t get your thong all up your ass… Any blog post that includes a disclaimer has a 50-50 shot of being good.  Either it’s total crap drivel that some lunatic is spouting, or it’s well thought out and doesn’t scare  the bejesus out of you..  Come to think of […]

New Years Eve Karaoke

“Just unlock the doors, so I can open mine.  Start the car and don’t stare, baby.” At 8:53 PM on New Years Eve my cell phone beeped with a new text message.  It was from The Phone Sex Operator (P.S.O.) and it simply said “On my way to you!”  She arrived a short time later […]