Bacon’s been behaving badly. Jarad Dewing’s here to intervene.
Neon, Astronaut From my wander knees—which yet still believe in God, A billboard floating next to the Hilton across the street— I waited, pipe in mouth, like three characters in Godot. Once a priest in my 14th-floor tower of bells Like Quasimodo, I (bilingual, unmedicated, lunatic) Am now a sultry James Dean desired by […]
Shy One You do not care for my poetry, And I cast no blame back— Silly words, Panting surreptitiously For your love. Yet now my fantasies Are naked, And I beg you to fantasize naked, too. You said you are shy, But call me on the telephone. Then I will respond like Mars, Or […]
Emily Schooley is an actor/improviser/photographer/life-hacker/Girl Friday with far too many interests and a depressing need to sleep at least four hours a night. You can stalk her website at http://emilyschooley.com, or find her on Twitter @EmilySchooley. Sometimes the best thing you can do is leave. People don’t generally go into relationships – or stay […]
If you wash it down with cigarettes and generic vodka, it’s white trash food. I have great friends. I tend to get some great inspiration from The Muse, but from time to time, my inspiration comes from elsewhere. Like this post. My friend Liz inspired this post with her stories […]
If I didn’t mention your blog, don’t get your thong all up your ass… Any blog post that includes a disclaimer has a 50-50 shot of being good. Either it’s total crap drivel that some lunatic is spouting, or it’s well thought out and doesn’t scare the bejesus out of you.. Come to think of […]
“Just unlock the doors, so I can open mine. Start the car and don’t stare, baby.” At 8:53 PM on New Years Eve my cell phone beeped with a new text message. It was from The Phone Sex Operator (P.S.O.) and it simply said “On my way to you!” She arrived a short time later […]