Ted Cruise-Control as Prime Pastor of the Christian Theocracy of America

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What follows is the transcript of a (fictitious) speech delivered by Senator-Pastor Ted Cruise-Control at Liberty University in Lynchburg, Virginia, April 1, 2015.

Religious Freedom Restoration Acts Restore Bigotry & Repression

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One step backward for Indiana, one giant leap in reverse for the nation.

Dumping Sexist, Heterosexist, & Cissexist Language into Historical Archives

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Many words and phrases in the USA promote oppression based on sex, sexuality, and gender identity and expression.

Florida Proposes “Stand Outside My Loo” Law

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Why don’t we become gender inclusive and get with the times?

Tea Party & Likud East & West: A Symbiosis of Fear & Division

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Warlords don’t have use for peace because peace doesn’t have use for warlords.

What Causes Homosexuality? Who Cares?

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People have been claiming causes for hundreds of years. But does it really matter here, and now?

Patriotism & Nationalism Projected Through “Ida”

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“Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind.”-Albert Eisenstein

Netanyahu’s Speeches a Travesty

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Hypermasculine bravado as political weapon

I Seem to Have Misplaced My Lawn

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Warren Blumenfeld has a winter mystery to solve. Maybe his furry friends can help.

We Are “Carefully Taught” to Hate

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Nobody is born with hate in their heart.

Negotiating for Cessation of Persecution of LGBT People in Iran

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It’s no secret, the LGBT community faces adversity world-wide. Not the least of which places, Iran.

So, a Jewish Man Walked Around Paris for 10 hours

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…and all he got was this lousy treatment.

Dear Rudy Giuliani Re: Characterization of Obama

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Warren Blumenfeld calls out Rudy Giuliani on his recent statements about President Obama.

Acknowledging the Racism that Saturates Our Nation

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Mayor de Blasio kicks off a a battle with NYPD over “The Talk” and Warren Blumenfeld sees a perfect chance to have a similar “Talk” with the nation.

Trans* People Murdered for Truth Telling

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What happens when you courageously call into question the social myth of gender roles?

God Orders Us To Kill the Infidels

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“Oh my name it is nothin’ / My age it means less / The country I come from / Is called the Midwest / I’s taught and brought up there / The laws to abide / And that land that I live in / Has God on its side.” — Bob Dylan