We Once Possessed the World

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“‘You’re gonna make our kitten radioactive,’ I said. She didn’t look at me. We called our baby a kitten because Cate said when the baby kicked it felt like a kitten kneading its claws on Cate’s insides.” By Cote Smith

The Brady Bunch, Moons Over My Hammy, Space Aliens, and the World’s Fattest Woman

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This one has it all: the Brady Bunch, Moons Over My Hammy, UFOs, and the world’s fattest woman.

How to Tell a True Baby Story

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In this installment of “Love, Recorded,” the baby gets sick, hurt, touched, eardrum-blasted, tweeted, and loved.

Pioneers: The First Gay Divorce in Our State

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“We weren’t the first women in our state to marry each other, but we were the first to divorce.”

Walter

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 “What did it mean to be a person in this world?” 3-year-old Walter asks himself somewhere in his subconscious in this weekend’s brilliant story by Sarah Tourjee. Isn’t that the question we’re all asking? As a parent, and as a person, this story seemed necessary to me, in its struggle to figure out what one’s place [...]

The Day I Was Mickey Mouse

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“I was Mickey Mouse, but just for one day. Not because I’m good with kids, but because I fit the suit.”

A (Potentially) Good Man vs. the World

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In Ryan Björklund’s latest story, a bad man receives an unexpected second chance at a first start.

What We Talk About When We Talk About Grading Papers

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“As soon as the student realized that grading was a pointless and subjective activity, he would begin to despise the subject Micah taught and hopefully reconsider going to grad school and competing for the one tenure-track humanities position that was rumored to be opening up this decade.”

My Husband is Crazy

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“He was losing his mind. He knew it, she knew it.”

You’re So Vain, You Probably Wrote This Story About You

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What if I told you that the stories you create are more about you than they are about anyone else?

Seven Sweet Little Stories About Malls, Capsule Hotels, Rodeos, and Debarking the Dog

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At Hotel Shinjuku 510 in Tokyo, a man who sleeps in a tiny capsule, six and a half feet long by five feet wide, said, “You get used to it.”

On Marriage: The Great Husband Tryouts

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The old gals were all married. There were online photos albums attesting to this fact. Some of them even had babies!

An Excerpt from THE COLLECTIVE, By Don Lee

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“A yellow dipper, a paddy melt, a Chiquita muncher. California slang for white chicks who want a taste of Asian.” By Don Lee

You Don’t Want a Child, You Want a Baby That Never Grows Up

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“You don’t want a child. You want a baby. You want a human puppy. One that never grows up.”

Fifty Shades of Being a Mom

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Erik Hinton’s latest story touches on Skyrim, Fifty Shades of Grey, Call of Duty, Nicholson Baker, motherhood, and everything else that’s hot right now.

Interstate Love Song*

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I met her at a truck stop. Her name was Ruby Tuesday. “I was named for the restaurant, not for the Stones song. My brother is named Applebee’s. Yes, with the apostrophe.”