Why I Love Weird Porn

A note: as a courtesy, most of the esoteric terminology in this article will not be clarified with links. Google is your friend, but be aware that you’re rolling the dice; some of these things will be disturbing or upsetting to you, others may end up pushing buttons you never knew you had. So, y’know, heads up.

One of the most important speeches I’ve seen in the last few years is Clay Shirky’s famous “Gin, Television, and Cognitive Surplus“, in which he lays out a theory stating that we are presently enjoying an unannounced renaissance in creativity made possible by the tools of technological empowerment.

Did you ever see that episode of Gilligan’s Island where they almost get off the island and then Gilligan messes up and then they don’t? I saw that one. I saw that one a lot when I was growing up. And every half-hour that I watched that was a half an hour I wasn’t posting at my blog or editing Wikipedia or contributing to a mailing list. Now I had an ironclad excuse for not doing those things, which is none of those things existed then. I was forced into the channel of media the way it was because it was the only option. Now it’s not, and that’s the big surprise. However lousy it is to sit in your basement and pretend to be an elf, I can tell you from personal experience it’s worse to sit in your basement and try to figure if Ginger or Mary Ann is cuter.
And I’m willing to raise that to a general principle. It’s better to do something than to do nothing. Even lolcats, even cute pictures of kittens made even cuter with the addition of cute captions, hold out an invitation to participation. When you see a lolcat, one of the things it says to the viewer is, “If you have some sans-serif fonts on your computer, you can play this game, too.” And that message—I can do that, too—is a big change.

Now, I grew up around futurists, and one thing growing up around futurists teaches you is to have a hair-trigger bullshit detector whenever you’re anywhere near a futurist. If I don’t see immediately testable predictions that map to both the futurist’s theory and my own experience, I just file it away with the Long Boom and VR helmets. Shirky’s model of cognitive surplus passes that test with flying colors. People, young people especially, are getting home from work and school, sitting down, and making things. Making lolcats, fan tumblrs, stupid YouTube videos. Making indie games, webcomics, 3-D printable models. Making crazy Rube Goldberg machines because the internet gives them an audience for their silly project. Making a playable arcade out of cardboard because why the hell not?

Even watching TV is now a participatory act for many people. You vote for the winners, you jump in the online discussions, you help with the save-the-show write-in campaigns, you pick the best screencaps to put Texts From Last Night over. And the makers of TV know it. They plan for buzz, they build fan spaces, they put fan jokes into the show itself. Consumption is no longer passive; it has become a give-and-take between art and audience in which the audience is an active and necessary part of the process, shaping both the art itself and the outcome of the symbiosis between them. Tell your grandchildren that you lived in the generation when postmodernism came to life and ate the world.

Of course, technology being what it is, one of the major things people are using this incredible participation for is making porn. SO MUCH PORN.

There’s a term in the fan fiction community, “drawerfic”. It arises from the answer to “What was your first fanfic?” given by everyone who grew up pre-internet: “This thing I wrote in a notebook when I was 14 and kept in a drawer and never showed anyone.” Every little girl making porn (and not all fic writers are girls and not all fanfic is porn, but they mostly are and an awful lot of it is) thought she was the only one. Her creativity came pre-stifled and then it was back to Gilligan’s Island. Fan fiction only became a community, became huge, when these girls began meeting, began corresponding, began exchanging fictions as gifts and trades. First in homemade zines, then exploding beyond all measure on the internet. Now it’s one of the largest gift economies on earth, with untold millions of words a day being exchanged, people (mostly women) making things in exchange for other things people made. There’s your cognitive surplus right there.

Naturally, an awful lot of what’s being made is weird porn. Yes, there are many fanfics that are silly jokes, or character studies, or casefic, or otherwise not porn. There’s also universes of D/s, mpreg, knotting, and (for one-stop shopping) porn-oriented AUs like the Alpha/Omegaverse, in which the way MRAs perceive masculinity becomes literally true and a lot gayer. This is why, when Gail Dines argues that the internet has made men addicted to porn, and influenced men’s sexual fetishes until they make perverse demands on women, who themselves never enjoy porn and thus are free of sexual fetishes, I laugh until I can’t breathe.

Of course, I don’t want to imply that the weird porn of the internet is only restricted to women. Oh goodness, no. All genders and all types are accommodated, bless the internet’s cold black heart. And more and more, especially at the weird ends of the spectrum, people are becoming more than consumers of porn, they’re becoming producers. They’re using the tools technology has given them to engage with their kinks, and they’re drawing and writing and Photoshopping and molding the lovable 3-D people of Poser into configurations that god never intended. But then, who asked god’s opinion anyway?

I am not kidding when I say that I find incredibly esoteric and specialized porn to be one of the most life-affirming things in the world. Even… no, especially the stuff that doesn’t do anything for me. Every giantess crush site, every furry vore gallery, every Shintaro Kago shit-and-dissection-fest, every body-inflation discussion group, every set of specialized apron-fetish films, every dendrophile fan club, every time I learn a new word like “boytaur” or “OT3″ or “docking” or “unbirth”… all these things bring me a genuine and unironic joy.

These things, these kinks, these flights of imagination, are the impassioned obsessions of real people, everyday people. At least one of your coworkers, at least one of your family members. And that’s not creepy, that’s wonderful. Every one of those weird kinks is a shout of human individuality in a world that wants to reduce us down to buying patterns and demographic trends. “I am alive!” they cry. “I am not an emerging new style, I am not a market segment, I am not co-optable, I am not coming soon to a theater near you, I am not approved for all audiences, I am not available in stores, I am damn sure not fun for the whole family and I never will be.”

Maybe you don’t find that life-affirming, but I sure do.

This is why people become makers of porn, participants rather than consumers. If literally all you want is women with too much makeup and hairspray joylessly fucking men with statistically-improbable megadongs in a universe where pubic hair was banished by dark magics in 2001, then “mainstream” porn has you covered and you can safely be a passive consumer. For the non-mainstream other 95% of us, we must look elsewhere. If what you really want is something made by people who understand your desires because they share them, you’re going to wander into a gift economy, and once there, you’re going to be a lot more popular if you contribute.

This is, I am not joking, an improvement on the previous 10,000 years of human history. Before, people lived their entire lives feeling they could never be understood, either suppressing their weird kinks or, in a few rare cases, becoming Irving Klaw or Robert Heinlein. Now we have 21st-century technology, which smiles and says “There are people who will understand, if you find them and make yourself understood. Here are the tools to do it.”

We use those tools to keep Community on the air, and we also use them to create animated GIFs of Jessica Rabbit with a huge dick. If either of those things strikes you as a strange use of time and technology, that’s okay: it’s not for you. And that’s the point.

About Noah Brand

Noah Brand is the editor-in-chief of the Good Men Project, and possibly also a cartoon character from the 1930s. His life, when it is written, will read better than it lived. He is usually found in Portland, Oregon, directly underneath a very nice hat.

Comments

  1. Paul says:

    L: “And wait, Paul, you’re that “wild macro” from a while back, right? Or was that someone else?”

    Lol. No that was me. And since I can’t draw, can’t afford photoshop, and can’t figure out Poser, I’m left with writing when it comes to making my own stuff. (Which I do passably well, except for an annoying inability to actually finish anything)

  2. Jay Generally says:

    @L
    I’m empathizing so hard I should have stretched first. :D But what I make for me, I don’t really share very often; so where I really relate to the OP is my respect for people who do share.

    I can understand monkey’s frustration with Google, specifically, because when you do put your interests out there- on a message board, blog, online portfolio, whatever- a lot of people just use a web browser to scratch their Rule 34 itch with the image search and never even visit your site. So it does come off as a faint promise of exposure that you’re not even really getting so another site can make real money off of your efforts. Nobody expects to make money off of their picture of what it would look like if Mecha-Godzilla had breasts, but posting it on your blog for lulz or whatever to have Google use it to keep their hit count up, without contributing to yours, could be irritating. Nature of the beast, I suppose.

  3. L says:

    @Paul: Yeeah, can’t help you there…

    @Jay: HIGHFIVE. …with your non-dominant hand. Thanks. :P

    And wow yeah I -just- saw Ozy’s post, which I wholeheartedly agree with. Also, as far as search engine robots and the like, there are ways you can tell them to not acess and list your site if you don’t want them to. So if you’re just talking about ads on free stuff, then I got no sympathy. As for content aggregates, haven’t those always been around, in some form or another, since the printing press was invented? If you don’t want anyone sharing links to your stuff on places like tumblr where content is recycled and recycled and recycled (thus getting a bajillion more eyes on your work than was really ever possible before), then you’d probably be better off not making anything ever. Except pictures in sand at the beach. But make it close to the surf, so people don’t have time to take pictures of your masterpiece with instagram and put it on flickr.

  4. My first thought when you described wild uncommodified porn was “this situation is unstable”. I’m betting that once a market for any but the rarest sorts of porn has been shown to exist, there will be people selling standardized versions of it.

  5. Pat says:

    This is a great post. Thanks for writing it noah.

  6. TenGalaxies says:

    Erotic fanfiction has a three-pronged resistance to commodification: its legal status wrt copyright is undefined, it’s created within a community that actively resists making money on it, and it’s sexually explicit.

    Because the legal status of fanfiction has never been determined in a U.S. court of law, any company with fanfiction as “user-generated content” as their business model would run the risk of being sued. For fanfiction advocates, a major part of the defense of fanfiction as legal expression is that it is non-commercial in nature, so if you’re a site making money off it, it’s unlikely that you’d win that fight.

    The fanfiction community has mixed opinions on people making money off re-purposed fanfic (eg 50 Shades of Grey), but a nearly unified hostility towards the idea of anyone, even writers, making money off things that are blatantly still fanfic of in-copyright sources. This is magnified when the one trying to make the money isn’t even a part of the community. For example, in 2007 a company headed by men started a for-profit fanfiction site. A few fans who weren’t part of existing communities used it, but the rest of fandom exploded in anger. Some of those who were upset used the uproar to drum up support for creating a non-profit organization to defend fanfiction and to develop an open-source site funded only on donations. Their site, the Archive of our Own, is free to use and now hosts over 360,000 works of fanfiction.

    The sexual nature of erotic fiction clearly keeps it off mainstream sites like Facebook. The segregation of the mainstream internet into “safe for work” vs. “porn” sites means that erotica is restricted to mostly text-based blogging sites and forums that have looser rules. The biggest fanfiction site, fanfiction.net, doesn’t allow explicit material. So most erotic fanfiction goes to LiveJournal, which while for-profit obviously has no idea of the value of that community, as has been demonstrated for years by changes to the site that removed features important to fanfic and at least one spree of deleting content related to child sexual abuse in which they removed survivors’ groups and a Nabokov discussion group.

    And people selling standardized versions of weird porn? Well, some of that already exists. There are fringe pay sites for plenty of fetishes. There’s probably a market for more. But women haven’t been trained by our culture to buy porn. I think most of the people who actually pay for the content are men. And if it continues to be free, and good quality, why pay? The writing produced by experienced amateurs in a community that provides peer editing isn’t going to be beat by some romance novel style porn mill. Maybe there’s a market for live-action videos of those fetishes that can be done that way, but commercial written erotica is never going to beat out fanfic.

  7. ecker says:

    “… all these things bring me a genuine and unironic joy.”

    Oh, me too. I’m absolutely gleeful whenever I can learn about a new-to-me kink/trope/what have you through someone’s fic/art. Because for every one I read, it’s one more person who, through the “anything goes, come as you are” attitude of the net and fandom in particular, has said, “Okay, I’m comfortable enough to be open about this. This is my fantasy, I know it may not be yours, but I’m posting it anyway.” I don’t know how many times I’ve read in an author’s note: “This is my first time writing porn…” or “I can’t believe I wrote this, but…” and I love it. It gives me a little more courage every time to explore my own kinky id fantasies – and maybe share them too.

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