- Always look both ways before getting off a streetcar. Because the doors open into traffic!!! Why?!?
- Breaking your collar bone hurts a shitload. I don’t know how hockey players do it.
- Insurance companies kind of suck the big one.
- Even when I was delirious, being interviewed by police and my parents, I was still, apparently, pretty funny. I still got it….
- There is no experience that can cement how truly arbitrary life is than a moment where you could be dead, but you are not. And you can’t think of any good reason why.
- Being a minimum-wage teenage security guard with a sling is about the least intimidating thing in the universe.
- Those long rubber hose thingies at physiotherapists offices? Actually pretty useful.
- There is something important and meaningful about being alive. Even during your shittiest, saddest, darkest times, remember that the act of living is still valuable.
- Life can change 180 degrees in an INSTANT.
- Nothing gets a parent more angry or terrified than when their child is put in danger. I always knew that to be true intuitively, but it’s different to see it.
About Josh Bowman
When I got hit by a car, my Dad yelled at me because the car got hit.
In my experience, it hurts the car a hell of a lot less than it hurts you.
Josh Hockey players (at least the best ones) get paid millions of dollars. Getting hit for free is totally different.