- If you have ants in your pants, then you need to dance.
- If you have hot pants, they are probably smoking. And you definitely need to dance.
- If you are on that thing, you need to get up off of it.
- Shit! Goddamn! Get off your ass and jam!
- When I find a vacant booty, I move right to the rump.
- When you shake what you got, and girl you got a lot, you’re really something child. Yes you are.
- I know a place. Ain’t nobody crying. Ain’t nobody worried. I’ll take you there.
- People all over the world need to join in. And start a love train. A love train.
- If you had an S-name in the 70′s (Superfly, Shaft), you probably had to do whatever it took to survive. And the man was probably breathing down your neck. But at least you had the love of a good woman.
- This is a man’s world. But it wouldn’t be nothing. Nothing. NOTHING. Without a woman or a girl.
Ten things I've learned from funk music
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About Josh BowmanJosh Bowman is a professional fundraiser, story-teller, comedian, and blogger. He has worked and consulted in Vancouver, New York, and now Toronto for almost a decade. Josh improvises around Toronto, including regular shows with Opening Night Theatre, and also blogs for the Huffington Post. You can email Josh or follow him on Twitter. If you want to submit a guestpost or know more about Josh, check this post and this post out first.
“Straight men learned from gay men that physically affectionate, emotionally intimate friendships are not unmanly.”
These are comments by David May and Rick on the post “For The Love Of God, Please Stop Saying ‘Bromance’”.