- If you have a loud and persistent enough meow, you can get anything you want.
- Wet food tastes better than dry food.
- No matter how annoying their normal state of being is, you get really worried when your cat stops being so annoying. “I know I wanted him to be quiet and eat less to lose weight, but now that’s all he does…and I’m worried!”
- Belly-rama!
- The outside world is fascinating if you only live inside.
- If you want to eat food, jump up to where that food is and eat it. Authority claimed is authority earned.
- Can-opening sounds generally mean tuna. Act accordingly.
- Add a cat, lose the mice. Every time.
- Animals seem to have as much neurosis, need for routine, and idiosyncratic behaviour as humans.
- You can sit and talk to a cat, for hours if you want. They don’t give a shit what you have to say, but at least they’ll listen if you give them food and pets.
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