You have a serious brain thing.
There are two different ways
to cure it and save your life,
BUT….
One of them will rob you
of your basic math skills,
while the other will
leave you clueless
regarding the intricacies
of written grammar.
Those of you who chose “Neither! I’d sooner die!” as an option will inadvertently be the direct cause of the extinction of 10 of the world’s most adorable animal species.
And, yes, you’re free to use smartphone apps or whatever to get by in the new world you live in following the operation.
Photo by Joe Haupt
Grammar, I need math far more in my technimical skillzz hobbiezzzz
You fool! What good does a calculator do if you don’t have even the basics of math reasoning?
I would choose to lose grammar. I have Strunk & White, so I’d do another re-reading of that and have to learn it all over again. I have a good head for grammar, so re-learning it would be no problem. Math, on the other hand, is completely necessary and much harder to learn. There’s no osmosis, like with grammar.
Math. Never liked the damnable subject anyway and there are are always calculators. Think of all that reclaimed space after defragging my brain of 4 years of high school math! The brain would function in an accelerated capacity and would probably cure me of this disease as a result.