You’re on
a first date.
It is going AMAZINGLY well. Not only do you find them extremely attractive and charming, but you have a lot in common and the conversation flows without a pause or awkward moment. They make you laugh and they treat the server well, which is always a good sign. They are flirtatious without being too direct or obvious and it is clear that what you are feeling is definitely mutual.
You escort them back to their home and it becomes obvious that neither of you want the evening to end, so they invite you in for a coffee. You agree and walk through their door and into their living room. There you see sitting on their couch a life-size doll, dressed in the manner of a middle-aged woman.
“Hi mom!” your date greets it as they make their way to the kitchen.
Do you stay
for the coffee?
Run away screaming! Silently, of course!