You’re an official
member of the
Olympic pantheon.
A god with temples
all across the land.
But what are you
the god of?
And no, you can’t take another god’s place–so being the God of Wine is out, because that’s Dionysus’ job. And, yeah, these are modern temples built today, so you can totally be the God of Air Conditioning or the God of Easy Listening Music if that’s what you’re into. Also, it’s better to go with something more obscure, because not only are the big ones taken, but the cults behind the less obvious gods tend to offer the wilder and more interesting sacrifices.
OOOOOOH! Bonus Question! What do you demand as a sacrifice for your beneficence?
Personally, I’m claiming my right as the God of Stupid Questions, and all those who want to honour my existence must sacrifice their common sense and practicality to benefit from my glory.
All the big ticket items have been spoken for, so call me: FANCHON, Chevalier of the Faux Pas!!!! All will see me and snicker. While I am not terribly respected, I am widely loved. Is there anything more pleasant than watching someone, especially the high and haughty, slip on a metaphorical banana peel? And don’t forget to observe the varied reactions of any onlookers- laughter, schadenfreude, etc. In lieu of liturgy or sacred text, I ask my worshippers to attend social gatherings and bring up the Three Topic Taboos: Sex, Politics, and Religion- preferably in the same sentence. My worshippers… Read more »
But what are you the god of?
i am the god of hellfire! and i brrring u… fiii-reee
Prodigy: God of Hellfire early 90s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRU0V3Kwqnc
the original
arthur brown fire 1975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eawL6aJ2nBc
arthur brown fire 1975
i know the song is from 1968, can hear in the music that loonnndon is really swinging babie
Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ynnad, the god of Minor Misfortune. When you’re one minute away from clock out time at the call center and your phone rings? When you head to the Redbox to rent the latest movie and you see the person in front of you get the last copy of it in the machine? Oh you need 3 cups of flour for that cake but you only have 2 cups (because I know full well that if you had at least 2 1/2 you’d chance it)? At a clothing store and you see a shirt… Read more »
I am GOD OF THE LIE IN – I bless those with children and inflexible biological clocks. You awake astonished at the new feeling I have bestowed upon you – alertness, clarity, and no sense of having to do a thousand things before leaving the house.
FEEL THE THREAD COUNT
Upon my alter, you must place all your electronic devices, and your ears. They are of no use in the place where you are going.
For over 20 years I’ve been known as the God of Reflective Surfaces.